PROFESSOR 00G (PHG'S) BOA BENDY IN ZERO G

BENDY IN ZERO G

After procuring the requisite saltwater taffy/mescaline composite they demand to fill the holes in their souls

All those 1s and 0s are super confusing

STABILITY: Neutral

PROFESSOR 00G (PHG'S) BOA BENDY IN ZERO GFOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG Sometimes they wear tuxedos. Sometimes they wear tweed jackets. Depends on the vibe. They like their coffee mugs secretly full of wine shaken, not stirred. Not sure why. It makes a lot of stains. And they're not fast lovers. They're very slow. Like turtles. Reeeaaalllyy taking their time. These sunnies won't slip or bounce while you you sip secret wine and make turtle like love to a fellow doctor. (WE ARE TOO "REAL"