Always Be Yourself Unless Laser Shark All Over Mens Long Sleeve T Shirt Green Day "Texans Football" encasing a football

"Texans Football" encasing a football graphic with the teams founding year in the middle

Choose yours wisely

Give someone fair warning of possible destruction under the sheets this Valentine's Day

Why in the brand you can trust (to be green)

Always Be Yourself Unless Laser Shark All Over Mens Long Sleeve T Shirt Green Day "Texans Football" encasing a footballColin Lapinski. All growing up, you're taught to always be yourself. But what if you could be a.. .. LASER SHARK?! This Animal World design is printed on a 100% polyester men's long sleeve t shirt, featuring the words, "Always be Yourself, Unless You Can Be A Laser Shark. Then Always be a Laser Shark" with an image of a frenzy of laser sharks prowling through the ocean. The dye sublimation process creates slight imperfections that are unique to each