Fuck Up Winston Paint A Penis Laser cut & engraved pearlescent

Laser cut & engraved pearlescent acrylic bone design

finished with purple glitter heart studs that shimmer from every angle

or just telling guests to season their own damn food

and guaranteed to offend at least one boomer at brunch

Fuck Up Winston Paint A Penis Laser cut & engraved pearlescentMaking a statement has never been this bloody easy. These bold as fuck acrylic earrings say exactly what half of Aotearoa is thinking, and they do it with sparkle. Each pair is laser cut, hand painted and assembled in Dannevirke, NZ, featuring chunky silver glitter studs and glossy black drops with crisp white lettering. Super lightweight, super dramatic, and guaranteed to start a conversation or spark an argument. Either way, youll look hot doing it.